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Old 03-15-2007, 05:52 AM   #60
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Stepurhan!!!!



j/k
Really Bad Jokes.

Accurate webpage titles in action.

Here's a few more shorter ones from the same source.

Why was the lobster arrested?
Because he was always pinching things.


The ghost teacher was showing her class how to walk through walls. "Now did all of you understand that?" she asked. "If not, I'll just go through it again."


What kind of pizza do pilots like?
Plain.


Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?
Because she was in the non-friction section.


Why do dogs chase their tails?
They want to make ends meet.
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Cold Topic

A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start
Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart
And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me
On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree
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