[Intrepid Homoludens]

*BLEEEEAAAAGGH!!" Your pen magically animates on its own and immediately fills out all the necessary parts and your work is done. But the pen isn't. It promptly begins writing non sequitors on your walls, ceilings, floors, and punctures holes in all your upholstered furniture, the carpets, curtains, and every single item of clothing in your house before stopping in mid-air to contemplate scribbling on you, your family, the neighbours, the entire.....

I wish I had several hundred dollars to take a weekend trip to San Diego.