[Jazhara7]

Originally Posted by Jat316sob

I once made a lampshade out of human skin. Unfortunately It wasn't looked upon favourably at the war crimes tribunal. Some people have no taste!

Ah, well. Since I rule this planet and all of humanity, there's no problem for me. Of course I am not above justice, but since they can't find anyone else insane enough to do this job, they overlook some things in my favour.

But often human skin is too thin, so I don't really use it all that often. Fora lamp shade that has to let a bit light through, it is perfect, but for making plushies, it is not.

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