I haven't been on the forum all day. And you people still haven't killed the thread. So here are some thread-killing awards for your persistance. Hopefully your egos will suffer enough to make you leave this thread.
Because your posts in the Thread really do nothing to make this thread any more dead. Or any more worth the server bandwith it's taking up.
Because you never post about anything in this thread besides updates on your, um.... Medieval-thingy game. That's much like my apparent fixation with Gears of War, save for the fact that chainsawing Locust into small pieces is much more viscerally appeasing than slapping farm animals.
Because your Thread posts are as useless as anyone else's, but you write them in a manner that makes them interesting enough to reply to.
Because you take this thread's purpose far too leniently.
Because you pop in occasionally enough to foil the thread's death. Curses be upon your avatar.
I hope you enjoyed it. That's all, folks!
You may all buzz off now.