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Old 12-05-2006, 10:34 AM   #129
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Originally Posted by Giligan View Post
1. What is the answer to the following question?
2. What is the answer to the preceding question?
3. What is the mathematical answer to these questions?
10 PRINT "INFINITE"
20 PRINT "LOOP"
30 GOTO 10

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Originally Posted by MoriartyL View Post
  1. How do you do?
  2. What's up?
  3. What's new?
1. The way I always do.
2. A ceiling and some fluorescent lights.
3. No news is good news...

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1. When was the last time you had a good cry?
2. What's the opposite of love: hate or indifference?
3. Why are you people so damn quick?
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