Well, if you insist upon me ruining the political correctness of the last couple of pages of this thread, then ok....
I believe it was Hammerite, who made a riddle of sorts: he would give people a random (apparently) number. Apparently, the number denoted one's penis size. Afterwards he revealed it to be the count of people's posts in this thread. It was an annoying bugger, though, and had a few people stumped.
As it turned out, you had the biggest number.
