1. Because I don't have enough of an attention span for it, and I don't have enough of an attention span for most things that are generally considered "good".
2. I shave my underarms about once every couple of days during the summer, and not at all during the winter. I'm lazy. Also, I don't really have enough body hair to shave anywhere else.
3. I did for about fifteen years. Then I got LASIK'd.
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1. Where do babies come from?
2. Did you ever actually believe in Santa?
3. Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle was your favourite?
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Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".
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