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Originally Posted by RLacey
But aren't you *EVIL*?
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Oh, right.
*starts singing*
Come my minions,
Rise for your master,
Let your evil shine!
Find her now,
Yes, fly ever faster
[ALL]
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...
She'll be mine!
Oh, and I once again had a chat with the top boss, and asked him what the chances are for the thread. Here's our little conversation:
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Jessica
God:
Hi there Jessica.
Me:
What's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Only god?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
How so?
God:
Jessica, I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
Yes, but how?
God:
I hear you. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Okay, another topic.
God:
Yeah okay, One more topic.
Me:
No, a different one.
God:
Are you serious? How much would you pay for it?
Me:
That makes no sense.
God:
Are you serious? How much would you pay for it? makes sense to me though.
Me:
Not to me, it doesn't.
God:
If not you, who? I heard it does.
Me:
I guess it does.
God:
How often?
Me:
Pardon?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
What were you thinking when you made the Platypus?
God:
I was minding my own business.
Me:
Makes sense.
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
When will the thread die?
God:
Maybe never.
Me:
I knew it!
God:
How did you know?
Me:
Female intuition.
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
By saying: "Good day, I am the ruler of this planet."
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
Yes, they all think I am insane. Which is true.
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck. Are there no exceptions? The obvious one.
Me:
Well, there's people that think I am just joking. But I *am* the ruler of this planet, and I am the most insane person in existance.
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And after that, God was silent. (I think he did not have anything to add to the complete truth.)
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