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Originally Posted by Huz
There's an enterprising tramp who sometimes haunts the street selling 'pens' (ones that don't work, which he has presumably found lying around). I used to occasionally buy one of these tramp-pens, leave it on the desk, and then startle from deep concentration to find myself chewing it. Another rich source of microbial life, no doubt.
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I think that's the most horrible story I've ever heard on this forum. You, sir, deserve a trophy.
