[Intrepid Homoludens]

Originally Posted by pinkgothic

You would only slap it for biting you?

Depends on where it bites me. And how hard.

I would slit its yellow, furry throat. Well, after calling an ambulance, in hopes they'd arrive fast enough to stop me bleeding to death.

Whatever floats your boat, babe. Sounds titillating, though.

Originally Posted by BoyToy

But it is already silly!

See:

Darling, that's just to start.