REAL zombies?!?
http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm
"After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”"
(Edit: checked the date. nice hoax, though.)