I'm a huge geek.
I have never bought a new computer in my life. Instead, I prefer to comb the second-hand shops for old ones that I can resurrect. Even in computer-savvy circles I'm a geek because I prefer Macs over PCs. In Mac circles I'm a geek because I prove daily that OS 9 is still a viable operating system, and that newest isn't always best.
There are a whole bunch of other reasons that I'm a geek, but I'll just post that one as an opening bid.