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But how could he possibly get to sleep if he's on fire? And if he was on fire, wouldn't he be more concerned with putting himself out than solving mysteries?

I think they should make a detective show that's kind of like the A-Team, except with four really fit naked women with big breasts. And instead of going about helping people, they should just have hot lesbian sex in their van. And any bad dudes should also be fit naked women, and instead of fighting with guns and stuff they could have mud wrestling competitions.