I'm curious as to why "masturbation celibacy" is that crazy, or at the very least, why it's considered more crazy than abstinence from sexual activities with other people. No, I am not one of them bracelet wearers.
But surely making fun of their rules, irrational as they may be, is actually against the notion that "why it is anyone elses bussness if someone wanks, its their own choice. Same with sex." No?