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Originally Posted by Jat316sob
The scary thing is, when I think back to myself at the tender age of 12, I actually used to do it while looking at women.  |
*Gasp* you dirty little pervert!
One thing I've never understood is why a lot of women think the idea of men jerking off while looking at pictures of them is disgusting. If women flicked their beans over pictures of me I'd take it as a compliment.
And as a side note, I saw an ad in the paper today for sperm donors, £20 a shot. Not a bad job if you get it, since most men rub one out for nothing. Of course there's the whole you might spawn lots of kids issue, but it might turn out good - an army of bastards to take the world over with, yeah!
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