[Hammerite]

old thread i know, but i just found it again and made this.

Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
sexual universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire femur and that the sun and all of the
bones revolved around it. But then a/an
Macedonia named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the breast
4 times a year.
Copernicus, whose last name was Johnssonsson, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first worrying
telescopes, which was invented by Jonny.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
salt stuck on each end of a/an lightbulb.
In 1600 an Italian prostitute named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's amusing theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was happily arrested. After
shagging for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to piss.






Old Mother Hubbard went to the dick
To get her horny island a bone.
When she got there, the biscuit was exciting
And so her suicidal dog had none.

Jack and Jill went up the bollock
to fetch a/an really big nuclear bunker of water.
Jack fell down and broke his speaker,
And Jill came tumbling after.

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her guitar.
And when she was terrible, she was very, very fandabeedozee,
And when she was bad, she was mediocre.

There was a promising woman
who pooped in a shoe.
She had so many hot bikini-clad babes
She didn't know what to do.