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Originally Posted by MoriartyL
A challenger! I see you do not have the mythical weapon which can defeat me.. I laugh at your puny attempts at insanity! HAHAHA! You don't understand.
I will make you understand!
[focuses, prepares for the first blow]
I am ready now.
How loony can looniness go?
It isn't quite endless, you know.
With a sword in my fist
I see that I missed
The aim of my very first blow.
Never mind, I will get it right now!
It will make a very nice "POW"!
How about I just stick
This inane limerick
Into the battle at thou?
The ghosts of the monsters I slew
Say that I will easily best you.
It won't be so nice!
I tell you this thrice-
What I tell you three times is true.
I see your position's not hot:
The weapon you need you've not got!
Moreover, this rhyme
Will annoy in quick time
And the battle will be like with a tot!
You would hear me as I expressed
A rhyme sillier than a jest:
The market is pink,
But the kitchen must sink!
And that surely, you cannot best! |
How appropriate, *YOU* fight like a cow.
*whacks MoriartyL over the head with a frozen trout, and prepares to dissolve his body in Mustard Custard Acid*
"Um, Mommy? That's something Jazhara666 would do, not you."
Awww, please! Can't I just dissolve him a teensy bit?
"No."
Awww, man...
"There's a good Loony Mommy. Now, as a reward I think I'll look away when you lock him in the room with the Grey Squirrel prisoners. By the way, when was the last time they got food - Monday?"
Ummm...more like the 17th. Of April.
"Ooh...I see. Well, go ahead then."
Yay! *drags MoriartyL's body to a barred cell with signs bearing texts like "Beware, ravenous Squirrels." and "Thou shall shun the walktrough. Seriously, I ain't kidding.", and throws him in*
*throws the door into the lock*
*listens at the door to evil squeaks and terrified scratching noises coming from inside the cell*
Oooh, goody!
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