>>>The decay of the morale here concerns me. We cannot have loonies wandering this planet without check. I vote for Bono to stand as a glorious defender of this planet, and an example for us al...*passes out from being hit over the head with a frying pan*<<<
Free at last! Serves you right, evil twin, for trying to pose as me, and undermining my loonyness.
I agree, though, that we need someone that the people can look up to. Since I have to remain slightly anonymous, the people don't know where to look for help. That person can be our contact to the people (while I will of course be what I have always been, the ruler of all humanity) giving them faith we will defeat our enemy. However, that enemy will not be loonies, but rather the Grey Squirrels as always.
So, Bono was suggested. What do my minions say?
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