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Originally Posted by tabacco
Oh great. Basically, you're me.
1. Yep. It's a variation on E. Henry Thripshaw's Disease.
2. Ask Jack, Kim, or Jake about how I handle feature requests
3. I am unfortunately also employed in a job that requires the use of power tools. I have driven a nail through my thumb before with a nail gun (while building a set for a production of Die Zauberflöte, in fact). I have a rather large scar on my left leg from another workplace accident (not involving power tools).
4. I hear ya'
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Hahaha, this thread is great. Sorry to dredge it up from the world of yesterday, but it's worth it.
Yep, I mispronounce words all the time. I also say completely the wrong word, and don't tend to realise until I stop speaking and replay the words in my head.
Sample conversation from a few days ago:
"The thing about Sellafield is <extended spiel about Chernobyl>
....did I say Sellafield before?"
"Yes."
"Oh. I meant Chernobyl."
"Yes, I guessed."
See also the bizarre, nonsensical conversation I had the other day, where I had tried to initiate a discussion about Red Dwarf but had in fact said Doctor Who.
And I have my own version of #4, in the form of being super gullible. My flatmates don't even bother stringing me along any more. Another sample conversation:
Flatmate: "I've just won the lottery!!!"
Me: "Really?"
Flatmate: "No."
Sigh.