George Bush: Tony, I want the United States to be called a Kingdom.
Tony Blair: You can't, George, you're not a King.
George Bush: Well I want to call it a Principality then.
Tony Blair: You're not a Prince either, George.
George Bush: Well how about if I call it an Empire then.
Tony Blair: George, you have to be an Emperor to have an Empire.
Look, why don't you just call it a Country!
