[RLacey]

"The thread is dead!"
RLacey said,
admiring what he'd posted.
"Oh no it's not!
What silly rot!
This thread has simply coasted!"

But Robert would not give up there;
he posted more and more.
And everyone from everywhere
felt those posts a chore.

Then one fine day,
in early May,
the thread it upped and died
And Robert cheered
while others jeered
at Lacey's threadicide.