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Originally Posted by Jazhara7
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I didn't see your quote, but was it Columbo?
Columbo: "Oh, err, just one more thing....I noticed by the way you wear your watch on your left hand that you must be an early riser, and since you have mud on the bottom of your shoes then I deduce that you killed the dear lady late last night with a candlestick to the face and buried her underneath the second rose bush from the right. Am I right baron?"
Baron: "Oh f*ck nuggets"
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