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Originally Posted by Jazhara7
It's important you put a layer of toilet paper in the toilet before urinating, to prevent the contents of the toilet splashing at you (there's actually water in there, yes. Only a little though).
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Hehe, dont you wish you could urinate standing up? There's proof of penis-envy there--Freud was right all-along!  (except for the mom thing). 
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By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there,
Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere!
No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply!
Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee!
~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem
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