I actually used a public crouch toilet while I was in China, you know...
Yeah, I've seen true terror, now nothing will scare me ever again.
"Boo!"
*jumps* Wah!
"So much about that."
Okay, so I can still be scared.
"Apparently, yes."
Anyway, back on topic. Fact is, crouch toilets are actually more hygenic than sitting toilets (clean is another story. But then again, how many public sitting toilets do you know that are really clean?). It's important you put a layer of toilet paper in the toilet before urinating (or was it the other kind of business? Let's say for both, just to be on the safe side.), to prevent the contents of the toilet splashing at you (there's actually water in there, yes. Only a little though).
I've survived it, as you can see.
"Or maybe you're just a ghost, cursed to haunt these forums forever."
Maybe I am. We may never know.
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