>Go in Bobs office
You push the door open and walk into the humid office. The light is on, the long fluorescent bulb gently humming. Suddenly you hear a flush, and an instant later a door to your right opens. You spin round and come face to face with....Bob! He grins as he closes the door behind him, spittle running down his flabby chin.
>Say "what the ****ing ****?? Aren't you dead?"
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