The last time was about six months ago, due to a mild case of food poisoning. I was violently ill with such a tremendous and unprecedented volume and sheer ferocity that I have since nominated each round I suffered through as the moment in my life when I would most liked to have been standing face to face with a politician.
Also the only moment. It went like this: HwaaAAAAAAAAAARGGGHH! Which was pretty amazing, as it wasn't my voice making the sound. By "amazing", of course, I mean "thoroughly unpleasant and alarming."
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