There have been 3,086 posts on this thread so far and I'd say that not one of the posts has been of the productive variety. That really is a special feat! We deserve to get a standing ovation if you ask me. Way to go folks.
Edit: Lacey's off line now. Wouldn't it be fun if the mods delete the thread now so when he comes back, he can't find it anymore? It will blow his already-strained mind.