Okay this is about the history of Math in American schools
In the 70's: A woodcutter is cutting 15% of the trees in a forest with 500 trees, and he makes 10$ per tree, how much money does the woodcutter make?
In the 80's: A woodcutter is cutting 75 trees in a forest and making 10$ per tree, how much money does the woodcutter make?
In the 90's: A woodcutter is cutting 75 trees in a forest and making 10$ per tree, please underline the words woodcutter and trees in the above sentence.
Now: A woodcutter is cutting 75 trees in a forest and making 10$ per tree, how do you think the squirrels feel about this?
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About corporations:
An employee plays Bowling.
A manager plays Tennis.
A CEO plays golf.
What is the moral? The higher up, the smaller your balls.