15. No protagonist can ever sit down even when all the NPC's around him/her are sitting.
16. Protagonists take everything not nailed down, often in front of the NPC, leave lights on, doors and drawers open, and even leave safes open, and almost never get caught.
17. Protagonists, for all their ingenuity at combining weird objects for making various things, can't seem to realize that the key they just picked up could be used on the door in front of them.
18. Reading private mail and diaries is not only expected, but you can't proceed without doing so.
19. Clothing never needs to be changed, and they never need to eat, sleep, or bathe.
20. Protagonists will always find someone who knows the answer to their questions, but will tell them only if a dumb quest is done for them first.
Lynsie
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