"*sings* Finland, Finland, Finland...the country where I want to be: Pony Trekking, and Fishing...or just watching TV..."
I want to see *you* ride a pony.
"I don't like ponies. They're all sinewy and tough. They leave bits of meat in between my teeth."
You never even saw a real life pony.
"Yeah, okay. But I am sure they would be."
Anyway, that must be an awfully strong pony, that can carry a dragon.
"And a calm one too - to not panic at the sight of a dragon."
As if you're such a terrible thing to behold.
"Yeah, just rub it in, Mommy."
Anyway:
Happy Birthday Swordsie! "Happy Birthday Swordsie!"
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