Copernicus
Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
awesome universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire obstacle and that the sun and all of the
courses revolved around it. But then a/an
Dutch named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the flying saucer
42 times a year.
Copernicus, whose last name was Washington, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first point'n'click
telescopes, which was invented by Fov.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
pineapple stuck on each end of a/an cholera.
In 1600 an Italian spy named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's rabid theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was elegantly arrested. After
screeching for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to vomit.
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