My perfect t-shirt would
- be composed of a maximum of three colours (two shades of a base colour plus one complementary colour would be sweet)
- have a small-but-funky design on it in addition to a Samorost slogan!
- be size XS or, at the very most, S. Giant t-shirts are so not flattering
- and please,
no cap sleeves!!
These are the reasons I don't own any
two-headed baby shirts