If your not easily offended then i suggest you check out Postal 2
you baisicly live through 5 days running errands for your wife but your free to do these which ever way you choose.
for example when getting the milk you can obey the law and wait in que to pay for it or you can make a run for it and have the shop keeper chase after you with a shotgun XD
or you could just forget the chores and hit random people with your shovel