Ooh. Maybe you can go there for a tour. And make sure you wink at the inmates and blow them kisses. A pretty boy like you would have them truly
wanking wanting.
My sister Baby is a nurse practitioner, and a couple years ago she was working at a prison somewhere in Illinois (forget which one). She told me that she was specifically instructed to look as ugly as possible - no makeup, no flattering clothing, nothing that would communicate 'woman' to the inmates. Well, that was rather impossible in her case, considering she's very pretty. Needless to say it was an interesting experience for her.