(Apologies to anyone else from Alabama. Feel free to substitute the state of your choice, but this is how I originally heard these jokes.)
What has 32 teeth and weighs 10,000 pounds?
The University Of Alabama cheerleading squad.
Why are murders so hard to investigate in Alabama?
There are no dental records, and all the DNA is the same.
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