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Old 03-19-2005, 02:28 PM   #11
Maquisard
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You know, a friend of mine once told me that old French Canadian Asian women are the worst drivers in the world.

So I told him: "Repeat after me, Andrew: old French Canadian Asian women are people too."

But just because they "drive" cars, they don't have to shove down our throats that what they do is actually "driving." Cause what they do has nothing to do with our (drivers') likes and dislikes. Actually, it has a lot to do with our dislikes.

In conclusion--they may be human, but they're not really "drivers."

Get my point?

Good, 'cause I don't either.
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