My sister and brother-in-law just asked me if I still have my passport. I said yes with a suspiciously raised brow. They then asked me if I want to be a nanny for a trip. I said (again raised brow), "Where the hell are we going?"
Amsterdam. Spring break for my niece and nephew is coming up, so for some wacky reason they all decided they want to go to Amsterdam for four days. Should I go? I think they (or at least the bro-in-law) got inspired by that sex comedy
European Vacation. Weird.
I guess I could steal the kids during the day and let mom and dad alone. Then I can have an evening off to myself, go visit the red light district and ask all the big breasted prostitutes: "Hi, I'm a harmless little gay American guy. Can I get hug, please?" And then go to some bar for a cocktail, write postcards and journal entries, and admire all you beautiful handsome Dutch men.......um, you are all beautiful and handsome, aren't you?
Should I go? It's only four days.
