|
merely human
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Chicago
Posts: 22,309
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by DustCropper
Bush, Cheney, and Powell are captured by terrorists and taken to a base. The terrorists decide to execute them by firing squad.
Powell is the first to be put out for execution. The terrorist general shouts, "Ready.... aim..." At this point Powell shouts, "Tornado! Tornado!" The whole base goes into chaos and Powell manages to escape.
The next day, Cheney is brought out. The general shouts, "Ready... Aim..." Cheney screams, "Hurricane! Hurricane!" Again, the terrorists flee and Cheney escapes.
Next is Bush. The general tells the squad, "Ready... Aim..." Bush screams, "Fire! Fire!"
|
LOL!!!!!!!
__________________
platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs | gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii | blog: a space alien | book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris | games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain | sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer | music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake | twitter: a_space_alien
|