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The bad jokes thread

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An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day. First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: “Please granny, don’t bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.”. The granny answers: “You know, I don’t have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them.”

     
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UK Brexit ‘comment’ seen in a newspaper :

“LEAVE campaigners organised a go-slow on the M6 during last Friday’s rush hour. Who organises it on the other 51 Fridays of the year?”

     
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A rabbi and a priest were neighbours, and there was a certain amount of friendly competition between them. If the Feldmans had their drive done up, Father O’Malley had to have his relaid, and so it went on.

One day the priest had a new Mercedes Benz, so the rabbi bought a Ferrari. When the rabbi looked out of his window it was to see the priest pouring water over the top of the car bonnet. He opened the window and shouted ‘That’s not the way to fill the radiator, you know.’

The priest replied “I’m christening it with holy water, that’s more than you can do to yours.’

A little while later the priest was noticed the rabbi lying in the road, hacksaw in hand, sawing the last inch of his car’s exhaust pipe.

     

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Why did the indie game developer have a glass of water?

He ran out of whisky. Frown

     
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my god the best thread ever

     
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Kirby_Thicc - 19 June 2020 11:02 AM

my god the best thread ever

Thanks for bringing it to my attention! Many really good bad jokes in here.

     

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?

They don’t. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.

     

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That’s possibly the saddest joke I’ve ever heard.

     

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I should have gone with “shoot the room” instead of “beat the room”.  Innocent


I could give an even darker / more offensive one. Grin
This one’s by British comedian Jimmy Carr:

“If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids…”

     

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I don’t find that one hitting as strongly. Don’t know why. (It’s a bit of a typical Carr joke though. I’ve been watching a lot of Eight out of ten cats does Countdown, so maybe I’m just used to it?)

     

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