Callahan’s Crosstime Saloon review - page 2

The Good:
  • Callahan's gives you lots to see and do
  • The humor holds up after all these years
  • The overarching threads of loyalty and camaraderie will leave you feeling warm and fuzzy inside
The Bad:
  • Having so many hotspots makes it hard to know what's important and can lead to pixel hunts
  • Puns, pop culture riddles, and topical humor may be difficult for non-native speakers (and even native speakers!)
  • The game may be hard to get running on modern machines
Our Verdict: Callahan's is a place where humor is king, the drinks flow freely, and friendship is cherished above all else. If you can find your way over there, it's well worth the trip. Tell Mike Callahan I sent you, and say hi to Jake and the gang for me.

The gameplay involves a lot of talking to others, picking up and looking at inventory items, and hearing/reading what Jake and the narrator think about the environment—often with really funny results. This constant commentary is another way Callahan's differs from many other first-person games. I haven't read the source material, but some passages of narration seem like they came straight out of a short story. The high level of interactivity with the environment gives the world a complete feel. It may not be fair to compare a game based on published fiction to other games that aren't, but I wish more developers knew their worlds as well, and made them as accessible to the audience as Josh Mandel has with this one.

Callahan's is point & click all the way, and there's plenty to point at and click on. Just by moving your cursor around any scene, you'll hit over a dozen hotspots. When you move over a hotspot, a description comes up, along with a list of actions you can perform (such as look at, take, shake, eat, or move). Some hotspots have three or four actions available (and some as many as twelve), most of which just bring up a funny response. There's tons of optional description waiting to be triggered, but I didn't find myself cursing all the extra things I could do. In Callahan's, there's a real payoff for clicking on things and engaging people in conversation—humor. The folks at Callahan's are very fond of puns and wordplay. They're quick with one-liners, and the constant banter reinforces that these people are good friends. Although some of the humor is dated, referring to mid-90s politics and pop culture, the majority has withstood the test of time surprisingly well.

Most of the puzzles are familiar adventure game fare, and except for a few pixel hunts, gameplay is not exceedingly difficult. But in addition to more familiar inventory, dialogue, and mechanical challenges, this game has another, unique type of task: the wordplay puzzle. The game's opening puzzle involves solving ten riddles that have been written out on a chalkboard—the kind of "theme night" activity you might find in any neighborhood bar. Each riddle contains a collection of seemingly random words. You have to think of synonyms for those words that, when strung together, sound like a phrase or person's name. The answers to all the riddles on the chalkboard fall into the same category, so once you guess one it's a little easier to figure out the others. If you walk around the bar, other patrons will give you clues, and Mike Callahan will even inadvertently give a few answers if you engage him in conversation. Still, these are going to be hard for people who don't know much about the category, which relates to American pop culture. There's another Riddle Night later in the game, as well as a few other puzzles that involve similar types of wordplay, and they're all required to move forward. They might be frustrating for some players, especially those who are not native English speakers. On the plus side, it's really obvious when these puzzles occur, so you'll be able to check a walkthrough and move on without wasting too much time.

Callahan's is a comedy, but with serious undertones. On the surface, Jake is a good Samaritan who goes out of his way to help his friends, but he's also suppressing a painful secret from his past. This secret is only hinted at for most of the game, then finally revealed so simply, yet so powerfully, it brought tears to my eyes. I didn't feel at all manipulated, like I do after some sweepingly dramatic cutscenes in games like Syberia—you know, those scenes you hate yourself for crying at because you know that's exactly what the developer wants from you. No, this moment was much quieter, and as a result much more poignant. And that was it. Rather than have that tragedy become the game's focus, Legend made the wise choice to fade it into the background, sending Jake back to his friends at the bar. It made me think about human nature; how behind all the laughter even the cheeriest person can be hiding incredible pain. It's only a small part of the game, but the moment is handled perfectly, and is one of the scenes that stood out most.

Like many of the bar's patrons, if you want to pay a visit to Callahan's, you'll have to do a little time travel. The game installed fine on Windows XP but I ran into sound problems, even with VDMSound. In DOSBox it was extremely sluggish. So if you plan to play Callahan's on a newer machine, be prepared to do a bit of tinkering. It worked best for me on an old computer running Windows 98. I still heard some static and a few high-pitched beeps during dialogue, but there were no crashes or problem areas. (I found out after I played that a patch is available. It's supposed to fix some dialogue issues and other bugs. The patch is available for download from Gamespot. It appears to make saved games unusable, so best to install it before you start playing.)

A lot has changed since 1997. These days, when games are announced on the web long before screenshots even exist and so many cookie-cutter clones make it on to store shelves, it's rare for a game to be truly surprising. Callahan's Crosstime Saloon was one of those unexpected games for me. I knew very little about it going in (less than you do, having read this review). In fact, I wouldn't have played the game at all if not for a gesture of kindness from a community member—a show of friendship, it turns out, that is very much in line with Callahan's themes. The game is a true gem, and it's a shame that now, nearly ten years after its release, it's so hard to find. The right thing to do would be for me to continue this legacy of friendship and pass my copy on to someone else who hasn't played it, but I enjoyed it too much to part with it just yet. I'll get back to you in another ten years.

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