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Forum: Chit Chat 05-24-2007, 01:53 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,109
Posted By Maquisard
Ka-shwing! You no longer hear music coming...

Ka-shwing!

You no longer hear music coming from the neighboring office. With no music to drown it out, you hear screaming instead.

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I wish the U.S. hadn't dropped nukes on Japan.
Forum: Chit Chat 05-20-2007, 08:17 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,109
Posted By Maquisard
Brrrrrrrrrrrrring! Your house now has a...

Brrrrrrrrrrrrring!

Your house now has a self-cleaning AI installed that keeps it germ free. At 7 am on May 21st 2007, it achieves self-awareness. It's first real thought: "Problem: Humans are a...
Forum: Chit Chat 05-19-2007, 11:33 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,109
Posted By Maquisard
Wlooplig! You have many fans you have never...

Wlooplig!

You have many fans you have never met. They're all stalkers who wanna wear your skin and dance around in your underwear.

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I wish I could teleport wherever I wanted to go.
Forum: Chit Chat 05-19-2007, 09:51 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,109
Posted By Maquisard
gluggglugglugg The sun goes supernova in the...

gluggglugglugg

The sun goes supernova in the 17th century. Netherlands never ends up giving away New Amsterdam, or doing anything else for that matter.

I wish I could see the end of poverty in...
Forum: Chit Chat 05-19-2007, 09:07 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,109
Posted By Maquisard
Prooooooost! The earth is wiped out in a...

Prooooooost!

The earth is wiped out in a nuclear holocaust. The politicians die with everyone else.

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I wish there were no religions in this world.
Forum: Chit Chat 05-17-2007, 10:50 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,109
Posted By Maquisard
krakatoa! You are sweet. You dissolve...

krakatoa!

You are sweet. You dissolve quickly in coffee.

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I wish Barney the dinosaur would die a terrible death.
Forum: Chit Chat 05-16-2007, 04:14 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,109
Posted By Maquisard
ratatatata! You have a new apartment. "Have"...

ratatatata!

You have a new apartment. "Have" in the sense that you are literally holding it in your hand, it's so small.

I wish there was more violence in this world.
Forum: Chit Chat 05-15-2007, 08:05 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,109
Posted By Maquisard
You appear back home in Turkmenistan, finding out...

You appear back home in Turkmenistan, finding out in the process that you were adopted from a third-world country as a baby.

I wish I were a Jedi.
Forum: Chit Chat 05-14-2007, 02:45 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,109
Posted By Maquisard
Who's Tidus? EDIT: *Wikis* Oh....

Who's Tidus?

EDIT:

*Wikis*

Oh. Kaplow! Tidus is real, and you have him all to yourself. But this is after he got burned to a crisp by a random FF dragon.

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Forum: Chit Chat 05-13-2007, 06:56 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,109
Posted By Maquisard
It's your turn to post a corruptible wish now,...

It's your turn to post a corruptible wish now, vanfanel.
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