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Forum: Chit Chat 08-07-2008, 02:29 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,155
Posted By undeaf
Labview installs itself, on a seperate partition,...

Labview installs itself, on a seperate partition, and now it's what your computer boots into by default.

I wish I had a few linux distros from 5-10 years in the future. Preferably on DVD's, or at...
Forum: Chit Chat 08-06-2008, 09:59 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,155
Posted By undeaf
Whoosh! You now posses a huge box of wire...

Whoosh!

You now posses a huge box of wire tap recordings and other spied data on her.

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start-errr, I mean, I wish I had an extra 30 lives. In...
Forum: Chit Chat 08-05-2008, 08:22 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,155
Posted By undeaf
A fortune teller convinces your boyfriend that...

A fortune teller convinces your boyfriend that you will inevitably kill him, and that he can only influence when that will happen.

I wish for the power to communicate with the dead, on my own...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-14-2007, 11:17 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,155
Posted By undeaf
Too bad, people just don't like your tone.:D It...

Too bad, people just don't like your tone.:D It doesn't have to have the word wish in it "gimme some nestea, retarded bottle dweller" might work to.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-14-2007, 10:48 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,155
Posted By undeaf
No. Well, okay fine, your PC now is one of...

No.

Well, okay fine, your PC now is one of those machines with umpteen ultrasparc cores.


This coming from the guy who started the notion that anything with the word had in it has to refer to...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-10-2007, 11:41 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,155
Posted By undeaf
:shifty: Very well, you have a mug of whore...

:shifty: Very well, you have a mug of whore chocolate milk.

I wish I had a big house atop a huge mountain, with a slide with a ski lift for getting up to and down from there.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-09-2007, 08:56 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,155
Posted By undeaf
*SHWASHOOM* You enter into a contract in which...

*SHWASHOOM*
You enter into a contract in which google agrees to give a percentage of the profits the idea makes. Unfortunately, it does not make money for a long time. But a century after you die,...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-08-2007, 08:05 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,155
Posted By undeaf
:( Guess what you just did, you got me listening...

:( Guess what you just did, you got me listening to various 80s music. And it's getting stuck in my head! :(

By bad 80's music, what did you have in mind?

:confused:Is the above line...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-08-2007, 06:52 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,155
Posted By undeaf
^ You hear something. You hear some...

^

You hear something.

You hear some music.

It's getting louder.

It steadily continues getting louder.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-08-2007, 05:48 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,155
Posted By undeaf
Mcdonalds changes their menu entirely to...

Mcdonalds changes their menu entirely to vegetarian sugar free health food.

I wish for the power to animate the dead.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-08-2007, 05:00 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,155
Posted By undeaf
*KADONG* You now have a huge folding farm in your...

*KADONG* You now have a huge folding farm in your house.

I wish for the power to resurect people.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-06-2007, 03:21 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,155
Posted By undeaf
You have a teleporter, but it ages whatever is...

You have a teleporter, but it ages whatever is transported through it a year each time. Soon it is stolen from you by wine merchants. Then it's stolen from the wine merchants by the aforementioned...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-05-2007, 08:52 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,155
Posted By undeaf
AG forumers are filled with an irrational...

AG forumers are filled with an irrational compulsion to buy you a laptop and do so. It runs OS/2 and uses a lead acid battery. The catch is, the get together ends up being in nunavut.

I wish I was...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-04-2007, 05:58 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,155
Posted By undeaf
*KAPOOF* Lee is now not married and is 15 years...

*KAPOOF* Lee is now not married and is 15 years younger than you.

I wish to have better hearing than anyone else here, without turning into an animal or machine.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-04-2007, 12:31 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,155
Posted By undeaf
You're only suppesed to violate the spirit of the...

You're only suppesed to violate the spirit of the wish, not the letter of it!

*CH-CHSHSHSH*
The two of you have the calendars you requested, but they show the subjects being tortured. A few of...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-03-2007, 06:13 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,155
Posted By undeaf
*PFFFFSHSHSHSH* We are now all asexual. But, in...

*PFFFFSHSHSHSH*
We are now all asexual. But, in order to prevent extinction, theocrats and ultranationalists all over the world seize power and coerce everyone into not accepting it, and work...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-03-2007, 12:00 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,155
Posted By undeaf
I wonder how much a PS3 costs in Sealand.:D ...

I wonder how much a PS3 costs in Sealand.:D

Done. Congradulations Canada on your new 28 hour clock. (Have fun explaining (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ydw4kj9P90w&mode=related&search=) this to...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-02-2007, 06:16 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,155
Posted By undeaf
*ZHOOWOOZH* Your PC has an extra pair of SIMMs in...

*ZHOOWOOZH* Your PC has an extra pair of SIMMs in it.

I wish for a castle made entirely of ruby.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-02-2007, 04:33 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,155
Posted By undeaf
:confused: But ... antarctica isn't even part of...

:confused: But ... antarctica isn't even part of any country ...
:confused:
does that mean I'm the sovereign of the land it's on?

*ZHWUM*
You are good at knitting.

I wish for ferrari that...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-02-2007, 03:58 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,155
Posted By undeaf
*HHAFUSHH* We are assembled into a giant party...

*HHAFUSHH*
We are assembled into a giant party in ancient scotland. Unfortunately, most of us lack any weapon proficiencies, our balance of classes is horrible, and in a week the castle will be...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-01-2007, 07:24 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,155
Posted By undeaf
Sega restores investor confidence by crushing...

Sega restores investor confidence by crushing everyone who got in their way. They carry out assasinations on the heads of microsoft(which are blamed on mac fanatics), and ones on the people...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-01-2007, 06:50 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,155
Posted By undeaf
For your next wish, you will have to make one...

For your next wish, you will have to make one that's worse than any distortion of it.

I wish english voice acting would be done as well as japanese voice acting is done.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-01-2007, 11:30 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,155
Posted By undeaf
An alien spaceship crashes into my backyard,...

An alien spaceship crashes into my backyard, enabling me to try to take over the world, and succeed. Fuel will be taxes extremely heavily, measures against hazardous waste and power consumption...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-01-2007, 11:06 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,155
Posted By undeaf
^^^^You receive a wolf puppy. ^^^The...

^^^^You receive a wolf puppy.

^^^The internet is taken down by terrorists.

^You receive a solar powered car.

I wish I could think up wishes better. I've noticed Wikipedia has no...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-01-2007, 10:43 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,155
Posted By undeaf
All metal bullets are confiscated and destroyed,...

All metal bullets are confiscated and destroyed, from now on only only bullets made out of wood or weaker materials are legal, and the ever busy team of unscrupulous scientists manage to make your...
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