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Forum: Chit Chat 11-08-2008, 10:24 AM
Replies: 1,085
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(I wish this thread would get resumed again...)

(I wish this thread would get resumed again...)
Forum: Chit Chat 06-04-2007, 12:22 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,110
*zoom-zoom!* I'll be there by 6:30. Wear...

*zoom-zoom!*

I'll be there by 6:30. Wear something nice!

I wish I could curb my spending.
Forum: Chit Chat 06-04-2007, 09:36 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,110
*blurt* In all future Super Mario games, the...

*blurt*

In all future Super Mario games, the Shy Guys get an unlockable romance option. Yay, Shy Guys!


I wish Pirates 3 had been a better film.
Forum: Chit Chat 05-22-2007, 11:55 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,110
*Zapruder* Your oven just imploded. I...

*Zapruder*

Your oven just imploded.

I wish that I could buy the world a Coke, and keep it company...

(anyone else old enough to remember that tv ad? lol)
Forum: Chit Chat 05-21-2007, 03:16 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,110
*FLURB* Congratulations! All 5 dice in front...

*FLURB*

Congratulations! All 5 dice in front of you are the same number! Yacht!!


I wish my trip to Foxwoods Casino this past weekend could've lasted longer.
Forum: Chit Chat 05-16-2007, 02:13 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,110
*screeeee!* Men and women are now exactly...

*screeeee!*

Men and women are now exactly the same, confusing and preventing them from anymore procreation. The human race dies.

I wish I had a new apartment, to replace the one that was...
Forum: Chit Chat 05-16-2007, 06:51 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,110
*Bazoom-Ba!* You are now fluent in English,...

*Bazoom-Ba!*

You are now fluent in English, Esperanto and Pig Latin. Ongratulations-cay!

I wish my apartment weren't as humid as a greenhouse this week! Sheesh!
Forum: Chit Chat 02-22-2007, 05:35 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,110
*blerp* Oh, yes, you are a superhero!! ...

*blerp*

Oh, yes, you are a superhero!! Welcome to stardom, Incontinence Man!!


I wish my neighbors would realize they are OTHERS living in the building and shut the F*** up every so often.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-22-2007, 03:37 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,110
*Flizzle-tweep!* Mmmmmm, you have some...

*Flizzle-tweep!*

Mmmmmm, you have some realllllllly delicious ice cream there....

too bad you're now lactose intolerant.


I wish I could win the PowerBall lottery, and never have to worry...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-22-2007, 12:12 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,110
*Fizzle* You get a whole lotta money before...

*Fizzle*

You get a whole lotta money before you take your weekend trip to San Diego...which unfortunately leads one happy San Diegan mugger to one of his best victims EVER!

I wish my PC could...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-21-2007, 11:49 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,110
*Spoon!* You get a pirated copy of the SE of...

*Spoon!*

You get a pirated copy of the SE of the Tom Cruise film "Cocktail".

I wish every time I went to the computer store, I could find the shelves packed with new adventure games...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-21-2007, 05:40 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,110
*fizzle-snap* The world suddenly becomes...

*fizzle-snap*

The world suddenly becomes mute.

I wish I could live at the Playboy mansion.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-21-2007, 05:16 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,110
*zazu!* A free ham and swiss cheese...

*zazu!*

A free ham and swiss cheese croissant magically appears on your desk...along with a wrapper that says, in very tiny print, "best eaten until 1/07/2000".

I wish I could have my second...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-20-2007, 01:30 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,110
*Splooshka!* You are propelled majestically...

*Splooshka!*

You are propelled majestically skyward by some unseen force, and love the freedom of flight, right up until you pass through the Earth's atmosphere and become a Krispy Kritter.

I...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-20-2007, 06:20 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,110
*Sproing!* You are now The Brain, a...

*Sproing!*

You are now The Brain, a laboratory mouse, who, along with his dull-witted cagemate Pinky, longs to take over THE WOOOOOORLD!!

I wish I could turn on the TV and never have to hear...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-19-2007, 08:14 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,110
*fo-shizzle!* You don't have an allergic...

*fo-shizzle!*

You don't have an allergic reaction to beer, you now have a 24-hour-if-you-stop-drinking-beer-you-die dependency.


I wish my groceries were always handed to me for free.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-13-2007, 12:06 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,110
*Fingle* You bring back all your dead cats,...

*Fingle*

You bring back all your dead cats, and now the neighborhood knows you practice Necromancy. Good luck explaining THAT to the authorities!

I wish my flatulence smelled like minty...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-12-2007, 05:47 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,110
*BZZZZZT!!* The thread destroys any hope of...

*BZZZZZT!!*

The thread destroys any hope of a good adventure game story ever again!

I wish all the snow would go away!!
Forum: Chit Chat 02-08-2007, 09:07 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,110
*Ker-sploosh!* You now have a bloodthirsty,...

*Ker-sploosh!*

You now have a bloodthirsty, ravenous ghoul-dog that'll never die.

I wish to be the wealthiest man alive.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-08-2007, 10:28 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,110
*shamalamadingdongaroonie!* You are the...

*shamalamadingdongaroonie!*

You are the handsomest man on the planet...The Planet of Woody Allen Clones!!

I wish Hollywood would stop making remakes.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-07-2007, 04:00 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,110
*Blizzle-Fizzle* You now have William...

*Blizzle-Fizzle*

You now have William Shatner as Denny Crane in your kitchen, and he refuses to leave!!

I wish the moon really WAS made of cheese!
Forum: Chit Chat 02-07-2007, 02:44 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,110
*SLARDIBARGFARST* You now own the collected...

*SLARDIBARGFARST*

You now own the collected novels of Robert Aspirin...

I wish I could be a hero on the show Heroes.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-07-2007, 10:24 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,110
*oodleso noodles!* Due to a clerical error,...

*oodleso noodles!*

Due to a clerical error, you have the brains of Michael Jordan, the skill of the current-day Ali, the sex appeal of Mother Teresa, and the compassion of Don Juan. Oh, and the...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-06-2007, 02:45 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,110
lol, that sounds about right....

lol, that sounds about right....
Forum: Chit Chat 02-06-2007, 02:41 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,110
*Zawinnkly-woozoo!!* They get someone good...

*Zawinnkly-woozoo!!*

They get someone good to do the SuperBowl...but no one watches, and the SuperBowl gets cancelled forevermore.

I wish I were healthier, so I could go out and socialize more.
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