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Forum: Chit Chat 05-07-2010, 10:03 PM
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Posted By Sage
No, I'm just reasonably proficient at shoveling...

No, I'm just reasonably proficient at shoveling BS. :devil:


Good point!
Forum: Chit Chat 05-06-2010, 10:52 PM
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Posted By Sage
With a sufficiently highbrow and exclusionist ad...

With a sufficiently highbrow and exclusionist ad campaign and a good review from an obscure poetry journal or two ("A triumph of deconstructionist post-modernism that eschews the trite conventions of...
Forum: Chit Chat 03-12-2010, 08:47 PM
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Posted By Sage
Hmmm... I've got to wonder how many folks, even...

Hmmm...
I've got to wonder how many folks, even Texans, would immediately recognize the second verse of that song out of context? At a guess, I'd say probably half as many as would chime in after...
Forum: Chit Chat 03-01-2010, 02:13 PM
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Posted By Sage
Hehehe! My favorite biblically-themed euphemism...

Hehehe! My favorite biblically-themed euphemism for someone being gay is "He has more than a passing interest in shepherds". Granted, shepherds and goatherds aren't exactly the same thing, but I'm...
Forum: Chit Chat 12-13-2009, 07:36 AM
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Posted By Sage
Are you quite certain about that? Granted, I've...

Are you quite certain about that? Granted, I've never really examined gummy bears closely enough to know whether they're possessed of either "innies" or "outies" or a +/- 50/50 selection of both...
Forum: Chit Chat 11-19-2009, 12:14 AM
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Posted By Sage
I think at one point there was some interest in...

I think at one point there was some interest in making a movie of one or more of the "Myth" books, but I don't know if they were ever optioned by a studio.
Ernest Borgnine would be great as Aahz,...
Forum: Chit Chat 11-12-2009, 07:16 AM
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Posted By Sage
Yay! Karmillo has returned! Woo-hoo!

Yay! Karmillo has returned! Woo-hoo!
Forum: Chit Chat 10-07-2009, 07:47 AM
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Posted By Sage
Do tell.

Do tell.
Forum: Chit Chat 10-01-2009, 09:03 PM
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Posted By Sage
Hey, I thought I was doing pretty well to...

Hey, I thought I was doing pretty well to remember the chocolate. :frown:


You're most welcome, Ma'am. :)
Forum: Chit Chat 09-30-2009, 09:11 PM
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Posted By Sage
*Sage puts on his cup and helmet and slides a bar...

*Sage puts on his cup and helmet and slides a bar of high-quality chocolate ever-so-gently in Squinky's direction*
Forum: Chit Chat 09-24-2009, 07:04 PM
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Posted By Sage
It looks like somebody could use a good...

It looks like somebody could use a good mani/pedi* and some serious quality time with a pumice stone!

*A combination manicure and pedicure.
Forum: Chit Chat 09-21-2009, 10:58 PM
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Posted By Sage
It's not so bad, really. They'll all be new as...

It's not so bad, really. They'll all be new as well, so they'll be just as nervous as you are. University is a learning experience on more than one level.


Hmmm...
Well, a wise person once...
Forum: Chit Chat 09-11-2009, 08:37 PM
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Posted By Sage
*gives Squinky a rather whiskery lick in return*

*gives Squinky a rather whiskery lick in return*
Forum: Chit Chat 09-01-2009, 10:11 AM
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Posted By Sage
Hehehe! You've just described the "Selachee"...

Hehehe! You've just described the "Selachee" bankers from L. Ron Hubbard's Battlefield Earth (the book, not necessarily the movie). :D


Pay for every dance, selling each romance... Ooh, what...
Forum: Chit Chat 08-29-2009, 08:51 PM
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Posted By Sage
So the guy's tattoo actually said "Made stiff to...

So the guy's tattoo actually said "Made stiff to play stiff"? ROFL!
Actually, that's a lot more creative and certainly more suggestive than "Work hard, play hard".
Forum: Chit Chat 08-29-2009, 07:41 AM
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Posted By Sage
Hammerite, I stayed up wa-a-a-ay too late last...

Hammerite, I stayed up wa-a-a-ay too late last night trying to find this post for you (I thought it was from Catbert, but it was actually from Bastich) as it's somewhat relevant to your situation:...
Forum: Chit Chat 08-28-2009, 06:59 PM
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Posted By Sage
I've long suspected that was the case with the...

I've long suspected that was the case with the Chinese character tattoos. Please indulge our curiosity with some examples of what a person thought a character means versus what it really means. :)
Forum: Chit Chat 08-27-2009, 09:07 PM
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Posted By Sage
Because you're underage, Phantom XII-boy! :P ...

Because you're underage, Phantom XII-boy! :P
http://www.lucky.se/voxphantomxii65.gif
However (and I know you're sick of hearing this), being underage is a problem that will pass in time.
Forum: Chit Chat 08-24-2009, 07:29 PM
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Posted By Sage
I've come to much the same conclusion myself,...

I've come to much the same conclusion myself, with regard to the "domination"/control of a large and generally phallocentric or at least overtly masculine animal. Also, horses don't talk back and...
Forum: Chit Chat 08-23-2009, 05:17 AM
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Posted By Sage
Which reminds me of a joke I heard recently, the...

Which reminds me of a joke I heard recently, the "sanitized" version of which goes like this:

Father- "Son, if you don't stop doing that you'll go blind!"

Son- "Ummm... Dad, you're talking to...
Forum: Chit Chat 08-22-2009, 09:07 PM
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Posted By Sage
Don't let Hammerite yank your chain, Fantasysci5;...

Don't let Hammerite yank your chain, Fantasysci5; If I recall correctly, our Hammerite is quite attractive in a Tony Hicks* kind of way.

*Lead guitarist for the 60's musical group The Hollies
Forum: Chit Chat 08-21-2009, 09:49 PM
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Posted By Sage
I understand your pain, Giligan. Robert's...

I understand your pain, Giligan. Robert's non-posts like this:

which he uses only to artificially pad his post count in this thread affect me in much the same way. :(
Forum: Chit Chat 08-13-2009, 08:41 AM
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Posted By Sage
Since when did "Quite", "Indeed", and "..."...

Since when did "Quite", "Indeed", and "..." qualify as "pearls of wisdom"?
Forum: Chit Chat 08-11-2009, 11:16 PM
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Posted By Sage
Has it finally come down to this? Bastardizing...

Has it finally come down to this? Bastardizing the lyrics of a Led Zeppelin song? Oy... :shifty:

Okay, I'll play along:

I'll bet that with a word she can get what she came for, though.
...
Forum: Chit Chat 08-09-2009, 03:01 PM
Replies: 48,770
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Posted By Sage
That's not a hamster, it's a guinea pig. :P

That's not a hamster, it's a guinea pig. :P
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