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Forum: Adventure 03-07-2007, 09:49 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 7,618
Posted By Mark
Definition #4 hits too close to home. Case in...

Definition #4 hits too close to home. Case in point:

"One of my ta-tas is the size of a mustard seed. The udder one is just a tiny little thing."
Forum: Adventure 03-07-2007, 09:15 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 7,618
Posted By Mark
Whoops! I actually meant to say "...will require...

Whoops! I actually meant to say "...will require two GeForce 8800 GTX 640 Mb video cards - one for each "ta"...."

Happy "ta-ing!" (...unless you have two, I repeat: two Geforce 8800 GTX 640 Mb...
Forum: Adventure 03-07-2007, 08:47 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 7,618
Posted By Mark
...will require a GeForce 8800 GTX 640 Mb...

...will require a GeForce 8800 GTX 640 Mb graphics card.

Happy jiggling!

Ta ta!
Forum: Chit Chat 01-29-2007, 01:53 AM
Replies: 762
Views: 95,400
Posted By Mark
That's incredible, Specky. I almost turned it...

That's incredible, Specky. I almost turned it off, but the narration kept me going:

"Dip and swirl."

"You see the pulsatin' waves commence to pulsate. Pulsate!"

"Dat's the good stuff!"
...
Forum: Adventure 01-23-2007, 02:36 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 8,616
Posted By Mark
I thought it was funny someone here mentioned...

I thought it was funny someone here mentioned Dreamfall as Best Animated Movie...

AH! Here it is:


http://www.mindspring.com/~markparrish/LOL.gif

Dreamfall. An Adventure Game? I think not....
Forum: Chit Chat 01-22-2007, 11:25 AM
Replies: 183
Views: 20,975
Posted By Mark
Judge-y judge-y judge-judge! La-la! I wasn't...

Judge-y judge-y judge-judge! La-la!

I wasn't judging you, Hammerhead. Promise! I was judging Jazzbra. She's awfully sweet.
Forum: Chit Chat 01-22-2007, 04:56 AM
Replies: 274
Views: 30,482
Posted By Mark
I never did to speak of, Speck. I had hobbies. I...

I never did to speak of, Speck. I had hobbies. I tore up stuff. I stopped watching TV after the age of ten or so. No more sitting around with the family staring at the tit. Only when I was able to...
Forum: Chit Chat 01-22-2007, 02:10 AM
Replies: 183
Views: 20,975
Posted By Mark
Yesh....

Yesh. http://www.mindspring.com/~markparrish/crazy.gif
Forum: Chit Chat 01-21-2007, 10:40 PM
Replies: 183
Views: 20,975
Posted By Mark
:shifty: :r

:shifty: :r
Forum: Chit Chat 01-20-2007, 02:45 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 4,650
Posted By Mark
Ah. I see Billingsgate let you have a bit of time...

Ah. I see Billingsgate let you have a bit of time off.


No®. The idea is, you switch back. It's not "American" to eat with the fork in your right hand, cutting your food-things with your knife in...
Forum: Chit Chat 01-20-2007, 01:42 AM
Replies: 183
Views: 20,975
Posted By Mark
Adventure Gamers have been very receptive; very...

Adventure Gamers have been very receptive; very hospitable to us. The least we could do is show a little respect.

http://www.mindspring.com/~markparrish/Bush%233.jpg
Forum: Chit Chat 01-20-2007, 01:14 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 4,650
Posted By Mark
Yesh. Absolutely correct. Yesh again. But...

Yesh. Absolutely correct.


Yesh again. But from the arguments and rationale I've gathered from several posters here, these "netiquette" folk seem like they want us to start making little "piles"...
Forum: Chit Chat 01-17-2007, 12:26 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 4,650
Posted By Mark
I knew of what I spoke. I'm multi-vulgar. ...

I knew of what I spoke. I'm multi-vulgar.


You mean, you weren't invited? Im so sorry. It must have been a terrible oversight.

I assure you, Davies. Someone's going to be picking their nancy...
Forum: Chit Chat 01-17-2007, 12:18 AM
Replies: 4,068
Views: 391,588
Posted By Mark
Looks good, Speck! Uh, you were a teen in 1985,...

Looks good, Speck! Uh, you were a teen in 1985, or was there an original version made earlier than '85?
Forum: Chit Chat 01-16-2007, 07:28 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 4,650
Posted By Mark
I noticed you "fixed" it, Kurufinwe. Thank you. ...

I noticed you "fixed" it, Kurufinwe. Thank you.

Now, if only there was a way that you could fix things without leaving behind the detritus of letting everyone know that things have been fixed...
Forum: Chit Chat 01-16-2007, 06:53 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 4,650
Posted By Mark
Akane: I apologize for getting posts out of...

Akane: I apologize for getting posts out of order, but I'm rather new here. I deleted when I should have edited. But I'm good at that.


I see. We not only have to nearly croak on the damned...
Forum: Chit Chat 01-16-2007, 06:27 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 4,650
Posted By Mark
Sorry, sir. But that is incorrect. It's...

Sorry, sir. But that is incorrect.

It's already a mortal shame that one has to have something like that in their mouth in the first place, much less have to deal with it any longer than necessary....
Forum: Chit Chat 01-16-2007, 05:30 AM
Replies: 3,358
Views: 105,350
Posted By Mark
Pâté.

Pâté.
Forum: Chit Chat 01-15-2007, 02:55 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,557
Posted By Mark
I'm over fifty years old and I've never heard of...

I'm over fifty years old and I've never heard of anyone dying from drinking too much water. Color me enlightened.

Envision me horrified.

"Health, health, darling!" ~ Edina Monsoon
Forum: Chit Chat 01-15-2007, 02:34 AM
Replies: 4,627
Views: 379,030
Posted By Mark
Some cuts 'n' tracks: DragonForce - Inhumane...

Some cuts 'n' tracks:

DragonForce - Inhumane Rampage ("Through the Fire and Flames")
(I've never heard such psycho-sequencing, twin kick-drum pummeling, and Extreme speed-metal thrash...
Forum: Chit Chat 01-13-2007, 12:37 AM
Replies: 274
Views: 30,482
Posted By Mark
Okay. I saw the original movie Buffy, the Vampire...

Okay. I saw the original movie Buffy, the Vampire Slayer back in '92. At the movies. You know, the places that have the sticky, sloped, cold concrete floors.

I liked it okay, but wasn't interested...
Forum: Chit Chat 01-13-2007, 12:07 AM
Replies: 4,068
Views: 391,588
Posted By Mark
Do you. Why, thanky, Miss Melanie! I'll go...

Do you.

Why, thanky, Miss Melanie! I'll go right on over there right now, y'hear?

Make sure you tell Billy-Willy Ruby-Booby says "Hi!", 'k?
Forum: Chit Chat 01-12-2007, 11:45 PM
Replies: 4,068
Views: 391,588
Posted By Mark
Can I sneak a TV title in here? No? All...

Can I sneak a TV title in here?

No?

All right, then. Unlike most of you so-called "movie-go-ers", I'm going to be official. I'm going to tell you the last real movie I have seen. In a real...
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