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Forum: Chit Chat 02-21-2009, 02:25 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,175
Posted By RLacey
A grossly overweight, incredibly sweaty man...

A grossly overweight, incredibly sweaty man waddles over and gives you a bear hug that's so strong it snaps several bones.

I wish I had my very own fan club, with thousands of adoring fans.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-17-2008, 05:10 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,175
Posted By RLacey
Your copy of Star Trek: Voyager Season 4 arrives,...

Your copy of Star Trek: Voyager Season 4 arrives, but disc 3 is missing, and disc 1 has cracked in half.

I wish that the graduate medicine entry requirements were easier.
Forum: Chit Chat 10-21-2007, 07:10 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,175
Posted By RLacey
*SQQUUUUUEEEEEEEEEE* You now have a 40-foot...

*SQQUUUUUEEEEEEEEEE*

You now have a 40-foot lava lamp in your front yard. Sadly, the manufacturers also scaled up the plug, so you can't actually power it and it just sits there, lifeless.


I...
Forum: Chit Chat 10-21-2007, 06:46 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,175
Posted By RLacey
*SPPPPPLLIIIIIIIINGOOOK* You're no longer...

*SPPPPPLLIIIIIIIINGOOOK*

You're no longer shy around women that you're attracted to, but now they all keep slapping you for making lewd comments.


I wish that this wish would be corrupted.
Forum: Chit Chat 05-18-2007, 06:14 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,175
Posted By RLacey
*UINKADOGGGGAROOO!* The girl of your dreams...

*UINKADOGGGGAROOO!* The girl of your dreams invites you over to her house... and then butchers you with a carving knife. At least you spent the rest of your life with her...

I wish I could inhabit...
Forum: Chit Chat 05-15-2007, 06:32 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,175
Posted By RLacey
JIKLIOPAOWANG! A man who hasn't washed for a...

JIKLIOPAOWANG! A man who hasn't washed for a month comes over and grabs you in a bear hug. You can almost taste the stench of stale sweat and grime, and you quickly pass out.

I wish that I was...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-21-2007, 08:39 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,175
Posted By RLacey
*Peeeyahwooo!* You're grabbed by the nearest...

*Peeeyahwooo!*

You're grabbed by the nearest butcher, skinned, chopped into pieces and roasted on a spit. That hunk of meat is sure going to be tasty for someone.

I wish that Sylvester would...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-21-2007, 05:32 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,175
Posted By RLacey
*Woop-woop-hoola!* Your second book is...

*Woop-woop-hoola!*

Your second book is published as part of a series of books for aspiring novellists entitled "How Not to Write".


*Zing-zing-ziggie-za!*

You're given a whip with nine...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-06-2007, 03:51 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,175
Posted By RLacey
You suddenly find yourself cruising around L.A....

You suddenly find yourself cruising around L.A. in a cross betwen a Mini Cooper and a monster truck. It's a real eyesore.

I wish I didn't have a cold.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-06-2007, 03:27 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,175
Posted By RLacey
*Pivbooskaa!* American Football is renamed...

*Pivbooskaa!* American Football is renamed "Collisionball, Crashball, Smashball, Tackleball or Something Along Those Lines to Eliminate Confusion", but the extremely extended name puts off the...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-06-2007, 03:16 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,175
Posted By RLacey
*Ickingsleeeeeee!* A gay bar opens up right...

*Ickingsleeeeeee!* A gay bar opens up right underneath your house. It plays loud music all day and night, and as a result you're never able to get any peace and quiet.

I wish upon a star.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-05-2007, 04:21 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,175
Posted By RLacey
*Zadoopiesquang!* You eat all the deserts you...

*Zadoopiesquang!* You eat all the deserts you want, and then have your stomach pumped to remove what you've just eaten. You're writhing in pain and agony, but, hey, you haven't gained any extra mass....
Forum: Chit Chat 02-05-2007, 04:14 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,175
Posted By RLacey
*Kawoop-woop-wee!* (It's the 6th February here)...

*Kawoop-woop-wee!* (It's the 6th February here) You're now stuck in a time loop, being taken back to 5pm GMT on February 5th 2007 every time the clock reaches midnight. You get to relive a dreadful...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-05-2007, 02:55 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,175
Posted By RLacey
You only have to sleep for two hours a night, but...

You only have to sleep for two hours a night, but in return you have to work for 22 hours a day, and at least ten of those are taken up with manual labour.

I wish that I had already written my...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-05-2007, 06:18 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,175
Posted By RLacey
*spling!* I think I may post my next wish in...

*spling!* I think I may post my next wish in Franglais (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franglais) (the English sense).

Je voudrais un tractor très powerful avec un engine V8.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-02-2007, 05:42 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,175
Posted By RLacey
*Jumbagaboing!* Bioware port all of their...

*Jumbagaboing!* Bioware port all of their Infinity Engine games to the DS, but don't make any alterations to the game. As such the graphics don't fit on screen and the control system doesn't work.
...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-02-2007, 04:45 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,175
Posted By RLacey
*Inklesplinkidoo!* You're thrown out, and never...

*Inklesplinkidoo!* You're thrown out, and never manage to get a PhD.

I wish I could find someone to do all my laundry for me.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-02-2007, 04:37 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,175
Posted By RLacey
*Kiploskazam!* The team at Ferrari design just...

*Kiploskazam!* The team at Ferrari design just such a car, but in doing so they have to modify their design, destroying the vehicle's good looks and reducing its performance substantially.

I wish...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-02-2007, 04:20 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,175
Posted By RLacey
*Kowazingkspee!* You're given your very own 700...

*Kowazingkspee!* You're given your very own 700 metre-tall skyscraper, but it's been built in the Antarctic and the ice is receding.

I wish to be good at something.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-02-2007, 04:44 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,175
Posted By RLacey
*kling-tow!* You're able to play a musical...

*kling-tow!* You're able to play a musical instrument via thought, but it plays music based on all thoughts and so you can't actually stop playing. You drive your freinds, family and neighbours...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-01-2007, 09:36 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,175
Posted By RLacey
Some extra inhabitable planets appear... seconds...

Some extra inhabitable planets appear... seconds before nuclear war claims the lives of every individual on the planet other than you.

I wish I was a Punk Rocker with Flowers in My Hair.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-01-2007, 09:08 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,175
Posted By RLacey
An iPod is created that runs on AAA batteries......

An iPod is created that runs on AAA batteries... for about five minutes.

I wish I was.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-01-2007, 05:14 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,175
Posted By RLacey
Padoing! Quantum physics become understandable,...

Padoing! Quantum physics become understandable, but in doing so become incredibly simplified to the point where understanding them is useless.

I wish that The Thread™ would die.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-01-2007, 04:17 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,175
Posted By RLacey
Kazzing! You're whisked away to the AG secret...

Kazzing! You're whisked away to the AG secret bunker, where you're forced to run on a wheel to power the generators that support the AG server.

I wish I was rich and famous.
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