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Forum: Chit Chat 08-27-2008, 10:57 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By Jatsie
*Swoosie Kurtz implodes*

*Swoosie Kurtz implodes*
Forum: Chit Chat 08-27-2008, 01:48 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By Jatsie
*whoosh* You have less work to do because you are...

*whoosh* You have less work to do because you are expelled from school.


I wish Squinky would stop cheating on me with the milkman.
Forum: Chit Chat 08-14-2008, 05:24 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By Jatsie
*whoosh* Time fast-forwards by ten years,...

*whoosh*

Time fast-forwards by ten years, enabling you to have these things, but now you're older and have just lost a decade.

________________________

I wish I could spontaneously burst...
Forum: Chit Chat 07-01-2007, 04:06 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By Jatsie
*zoiiiing!* You now have plenty of time to...

*zoiiiing!*

You now have plenty of time to read your books, as you were just fired following some negligent accounting.


I wish I had a huge diamond.
Forum: Chit Chat 06-28-2007, 04:36 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By Jatsie
*boing* You jump into the movie of the same...

*boing*

You jump into the movie of the same name, and now are plagued with the thoughts of Helen Hunt, who would seem to want a career.


I wish I had a big vault, filled with gold coins, and a...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-21-2007, 10:55 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By Jatsie
*Ba-Zing* You get a delicious turkey...

*Ba-Zing*

You get a delicious turkey sandwich straight from Bernard Matthews, uh-oh, looks like you caught some bird flu too!



I wish for an extra special cocktail.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-21-2007, 10:29 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By Jatsie
*poof* you have a new PC, but it's so powerful,...

*poof* you have a new PC, but it's so powerful, the amount of heat it generates costs you huge air conditioning bills.



I wish my new paperweight was posable.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-10-2007, 12:21 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By Jatsie
*paazing!* You have a close encounter with Xenu,...

*paazing!* You have a close encounter with Xenu, space tyrant, and now Scientologists won't stop stalking you, trying to learn the secret of OT IX.



I wish I knew how to fence.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-07-2007, 05:38 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By Jatsie
*piiiing!* The moon is now made of cheese, cream...

*piiiing!* The moon is now made of cheese, cream cheese to be exact. The Earth's gravitational pull causes cheese to rain down daily upon the planet, resulting in chaos and a strong inescapable odour...
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