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Forum: Chit Chat 09-16-2011, 04:28 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,178
Posted By stepurhan
Mixbakeserve. The new recipe you try is...

Mixbakeserve.

The new recipe you try is yummy. Unfortunately, that turns out to an acronym for Your Uneatable Manky Mess, Yuck.

I wish I could retune my satellite box to pick up Scuzz...
Forum: Chit Chat 09-11-2011, 04:57 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,178
Posted By stepurhan
Pasteurise, Pasteurise, Pasteurise. You now...

Pasteurise, Pasteurise, Pasteurise.

You now have milk for your mroning coffee. Unfortunately, a new law has just been passed banning coffee as a hazardous stimulant. As you are harbouring a supply...
Forum: Chit Chat 09-11-2011, 04:57 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,178
Posted By stepurhan
Pasteurise, Pasteurise, Pasteurise. You now...

Pasteurise, Pasteurise, Pasteurise.

You now have milk for your mroning coffee. Unfortunately, a new law has just been passed banning coffee as a hazardous stimulant. As you are harbouring a supply...
Forum: Chit Chat 07-31-2011, 05:05 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,178
Posted By stepurhan
Youfoe You no longer have to get up today....

Youfoe

You no longer have to get up today. This is because whatever you were planning to do today has been burned, crushed or blown-up by the plague of faulty UFOs that appears to have hit this...
Forum: Chit Chat 07-28-2011, 01:40 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,178
Posted By stepurhan
Fssshwssshwssshwsssh You now have a 24 hour...

Fssshwssshwssshwsssh

You now have a 24 hour coffee shop/bookstore in your house. People now wander in and out of your house at all hours, ignoring any staff only signs you put up on the bedroom...
Forum: Chit Chat 07-24-2011, 05:44 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,178
Posted By stepurhan
Hack Hack Riffle Riffle You break into the...

Hack Hack Riffle Riffle

You break into the secret files of the awesome Freeware Co-ordinator and play all the games on the lists you find there. Unfortunately the lists that you found are the...
Forum: Chit Chat 07-11-2011, 01:22 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,178
Posted By stepurhan
Farpwingle, farpwongle, farpwungle. You now...

Farpwingle, farpwongle, farpwungle.

You now constantly think of Adam Sandler as a Smooth Criminal (including the dance moves), James Gandolfini as his fife (the holes allegedly shot through him in...
Forum: Chit Chat 07-07-2011, 11:10 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,178
Posted By stepurhan
Baworglublurp You live in a big, very...

Baworglublurp

You live in a big, very expensive, fully furnished villa with a swimming pool and a garden.........as live-in cleaner and gardener (your room is one of the closets)

I wish I was a...
Forum: Chit Chat 03-28-2011, 02:59 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,178
Posted By stepurhan
Blorpwinglefloo! You now have an awesome...

Blorpwinglefloo!

You now have an awesome anime costume. Unfortunately it is a faithful recreation of the obscure anime character, Kute Koala, and you wear it passing tsa's house. Shovel to cranium...
Forum: Chit Chat 03-27-2011, 06:12 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,178
Posted By stepurhan
Kafwinglezap! All pandas in the world...

Kafwinglezap!

All pandas in the world explode. The resulting force throws the earth out of orbit, plunging it into the sun.

___

I wish the builders opposit me would use quieter equipment
Forum: Chit Chat 04-20-2010, 12:46 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,178
Posted By stepurhan
CRASH!!!!! Tinkle Tinkle Tinkle. Your wish...

CRASH!!!!! Tinkle Tinkle Tinkle.

Your wish for nothing comes true. The entire universe has been erased. Nice going. :shifty: :P

I wish I wasn't profoundly allergic to normal house dust....
Forum: Chit Chat 03-12-2009, 09:39 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,178
Posted By stepurhan
Hoppity-hop-hop You now know what is in your...

Hoppity-hop-hop

You now know what is in your rabbit's head. Unfortunately it's that you bear a strong resemblance to a carrot and she's hatching plots to eat you.

I wish I slept better.
Forum: Chit Chat 12-05-2008, 05:39 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,178
Posted By stepurhan
Fzzwok. You don't have to do any more...

Fzzwok.

You don't have to do any more filing. Instead, your job now consists of copying 100 page double-sided manuals on a single page photocopier without a feeder tray (So you have to put each...
Forum: Chit Chat 08-06-2008, 01:04 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,178
Posted By stepurhan
* Double wish goodness * You now have 30...

* Double wish goodness *

You now have 30 lives. That you have to live simultaneously meaning your time is entirely filled iwth 30 jobs and you have no time to do anything else.
Summer lasts one...
Forum: Chit Chat 08-01-2008, 11:24 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,178
Posted By stepurhan
* Ulla!...

* Ulla! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Wayne%27s_Musical_Version_of_The_War_of_the_Worlds) * We now have a Second Earth. The intelligence immeasurably superior to our own that had been regarding...
Forum: Chit Chat 06-09-2008, 08:55 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,178
Posted By stepurhan
Pfoooooooooooooooooooooooooo-SPLAT! The next...

Pfoooooooooooooooooooooooooo-SPLAT!

The next 20 years of every superhero comic drop on your house. Given how many are released every month this squashes your house (and you) flat and causes major...
Forum: Chit Chat 01-30-2008, 05:51 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,178
Posted By stepurhan
Ka-ching. Cyan now have unlimited funds to...

Ka-ching.

Cyan now have unlimited funds to develop Myst Online. They spend it on hiring all the best FPS and online RPG programmers making Myst Online the best FPS RPG in the world.

I wish our...
Forum: Chit Chat 01-25-2008, 05:57 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,178
Posted By stepurhan
Swip-swop. These two wishes get confused...

Swip-swop. These two wishes get confused together.

Squinky now has to do all tsa's work.
tsa's life is now eternally boring.

I wish it was tomorrow.
Forum: Chit Chat 01-18-2008, 05:58 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,178
Posted By stepurhan
Riffle, riffle. You have a book in your home...

Riffle, riffle.

You have a book in your home that links to the world of Myst Online. Unfortunately there are no linking books back.

I wish my stone age diet (nothing processed so no beer,...
Forum: Chit Chat 07-05-2007, 12:46 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,178
Posted By stepurhan
Beep whirr beep Your foot is being massaged...

Beep whirr beep

Your foot is being massaged by my bionic knee which appears to have odd ideas about the purposes of knees.

I wish I had a super bionic knee like the Six million dollar man.
Forum: Chit Chat 07-05-2007, 12:20 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,178
Posted By stepurhan
Gweeglopoit. Perth Glory wins more often. No...

Gweeglopoit.

Perth Glory wins more often. No school sports day egg and spoon race is safe from Perth Glory's superior ability. (mainly because they elbow all the kids out of the way and deploy...
Forum: Chit Chat 06-30-2007, 11:48 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,178
Posted By stepurhan
You do realise the results of the wish are...

You do realise the results of the wish are supposed to be bad, right? :devil:

*saw - saw*

You now have lots of little bits of wood suitable for fixing shelving and the like....
Forum: Chit Chat 06-28-2007, 02:45 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,178
Posted By stepurhan
'ello 'ello 'ello A new Police Constable is...

'ello 'ello 'ello

A new Police Constable is at your door, enquiring what you've been going around spiking drinks with.

I wish I knew how to beat Panthera (thus saving me the trouble of joining...
Forum: Chit Chat 06-28-2007, 01:40 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,178
Posted By stepurhan
Ding-dong Your pizza's here ...

Ding-dong

Your pizza's here

http://www.comics.com/comics/brevity/archive/images/brevity2061099070605.gif

I wish I had some more beer.
Forum: Chit Chat 06-05-2007, 02:33 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,178
Posted By stepurhan
It's in my favourites under the heading "Surreal"...

It's in my favourites under the heading "Surreal"


Pwingly pwingly pwingly.

You get some pretty flowers from John Otway. Sadly you don't listen to his musical advice about them...
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