Adventure Forums - Search Results
You are viewing an archived version of the site which is no longer maintained.
Go to the current live site or the Adventure Gamers forums
Adventure Gamers



Showing results 1 to 25 of 55
Search took 0.01 seconds.
Search: Posts Made By: Squinky
Forum: Chit Chat 05-01-2012, 08:05 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,233
Posted By Squinky
*wonk wonk* You have me, but I'm stuck in the...

*wonk wonk* You have me, but I'm stuck in the lamp, so I can't do any organising.

I wish someone would free me from this lamp; it's really cramped in here.
Forum: Chit Chat 05-01-2012, 06:34 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,233
Posted By Squinky
*ping* Your own little world, sadly, doesn't have...

*ping* Your own little world, sadly, doesn't have England in it.

I wish for the genie's freedom.
Forum: Chit Chat 04-24-2010, 08:27 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,233
Posted By Squinky
Since there is no single personality that...

Since there is no single personality that everyone loves, you wind up with multiple personality disorder.

I wish I had a personality that everyone hated.
Forum: Chit Chat 04-21-2010, 05:15 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,233
Posted By Squinky
You're a QA tester. Nuff said. I wish I...

You're a QA tester. Nuff said.

I wish I could get paid to work on whatever I wanted.
Forum: Chit Chat 04-19-2010, 12:04 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,233
Posted By Squinky
Bazzit! There's an AG get-together next week, but...

Bazzit! There's an AG get-together next week, but since no one winds up being able to show up to Vancouver in time, I'm the only one who shows up.

I wish I had some ice cream.
Forum: Chit Chat 11-08-2008, 10:30 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,233
Posted By Squinky
The thread gets resumed, but everyone keeps...

The thread gets resumed, but everyone keeps passing on the last person's wish to the next person, like they did in the Three Questions thread. It dies again.

I pass LeisureSuitedLooney's wish to...
Forum: Chit Chat 08-27-2008, 10:04 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,233
Posted By Squinky
Aww... how'd you know I was just replaying...

Aww... how'd you know I was just replaying Psychonauts? "I am the milkman. My milk is delicious." :D



The milkman does them for you, then blows up your house.

I wish people would stop using...
Forum: Chit Chat 08-06-2008, 01:48 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,233
Posted By Squinky
What's this? Leave him, I say! You obviously...

What's this? Leave him, I say! You obviously deserve so much better!

I wish people didn't always have the need to hurt each other emotionally. Or physically, for that matter.
Forum: Chit Chat 07-25-2008, 11:17 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,233
Posted By Squinky
You wake up and find yourself a brain in a jar,...

You wake up and find yourself a brain in a jar, along with everyone else.

I wish for flesh.
Forum: Chit Chat 01-25-2008, 09:05 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,233
Posted By Squinky
Presto! You now live out of your car. I wish...

Presto! You now live out of your car.

I wish social justice were possible.
Forum: Chit Chat 01-24-2008, 09:42 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,233
Posted By Squinky
You correct the mistakes you didn't want to...

You correct the mistakes you didn't want to correct, while completely neglecting the ones you initially sought out to fix.

I wish I wasn't so bored.
Forum: Chit Chat 11-03-2007, 04:13 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,233
Posted By Squinky
*ping* You marry a female version of yourself to...

*ping* You marry a female version of yourself to a man who's nothing like you, in your newfound capacity as a priest. Then, you go off and console yourself with happy thoughts of altar boys.

I...
Forum: Chit Chat 11-02-2007, 10:36 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,233
Posted By Squinky
*shazam* You get stuck in Groundhog Day... and...

*shazam* You get stuck in Groundhog Day... and unlike Bill Murray in the movie of the same name, you never figure out how to get out of it.

I wish I could eat lots of junk food and never gain...
Forum: Chit Chat 11-01-2007, 12:38 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,233
Posted By Squinky
*boom* A hyper-relativist philosophy becomes...

*boom* A hyper-relativist philosophy becomes widely adopted by all, and it therefore becomes meaningless to refer to anything as "bad", or "good", for that matter.

I wish my day-to-day life had...
Forum: Chit Chat 10-21-2007, 10:15 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,233
Posted By Squinky
*ping* You get one that looks like this: ...

*ping* You get one that looks like this:

http://www.8sharp.com/inspired/images/norman_sidebar.gif

I wish I weren't sick.
Forum: Chit Chat 06-30-2007, 09:09 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,233
Posted By Squinky
*bounce* You live in a perfect replica of...

*bounce*

You live in a perfect replica of Lara Croft's manor... with a perfect replica of Lara Croft.

I wish our society weren't so patriarchal.
Forum: Chit Chat 06-29-2007, 09:18 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,233
Posted By Squinky
*shlumpf* You give birth to two healthy...

*shlumpf*

You give birth to two healthy puppies. Congratulations!

I wish that all the children in the world would sing in perfect harmony.
Forum: Chit Chat 06-28-2007, 04:21 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,233
Posted By Squinky
*borscht* You read my mind, and my dirty,...

*borscht*

You read my mind, and my dirty, dirty thoughts cause you to immediately wish that you didn't.

I wish I knew what women want.
Forum: Chit Chat 06-04-2007, 10:24 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,233
Posted By Squinky
*shazam* The next time you go to see Pirates 3,...

*shazam* The next time you go to see Pirates 3, they end up showing Amélie except with all the characters wearing pirate outfits.

I wish I could feel the love tonight.
Forum: Chit Chat 05-24-2007, 12:43 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,233
Posted By Squinky
*shing* Instead of needing sleep, your body now...

*shing* Instead of needing sleep, your body now require eight hours a night of sitting motionless in an uncomfortable chair and repeatedly clicking a mechanical pencil.

I wish whoever is in the...
Forum: Chit Chat 05-24-2007, 09:26 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,233
Posted By Squinky
Sadly, the genie cannot understand your wish, and...

Sadly, the genie cannot understand your wish, and therefore does not grant it.

I still wish my work computer would stop crashing.
Forum: Chit Chat 05-19-2007, 11:05 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,233
Posted By Squinky
*poop* You end up living for three thousand more...

*poop* You end up living for three thousand more years, the vast majority of which are spent in a persistent vegetative state.

I wish I could come up with a better wish-granting noise.
Forum: Chit Chat 05-18-2007, 10:31 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,233
Posted By Squinky
*shing* The soccer moms of the world now drive...

*shing* The soccer moms of the world now drive Hummers.

I wish my work computer would stop crashing.
Forum: Chit Chat 05-16-2007, 01:38 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,233
Posted By Squinky
*foof* You travel back to the 1950's, and are...

*foof* You travel back to the 1950's, and are thus forced into constricting traditional gender roles.

I wish men and women were equal.
Forum: Chit Chat 05-15-2007, 12:57 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,233
Posted By Squinky
*shapowpow* The slugs disappear from your garden...

*shapowpow* The slugs disappear from your garden and reappear in your bedroom.

I wish someone would give me a hug.
Showing results 1 to 25 of 55

 
Forum Jump

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, vBulletin Solutions Inc.