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Forum: Chit Chat 04-22-2010, 04:02 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,165
Posted By MoriartyL
*rrrwhump* You are now as skinny as a small...

*rrrwhump*
You are now as skinny as a small high school.

I wish for this wish to come true.
Forum: Chit Chat 04-22-2010, 12:01 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,165
Posted By MoriartyL
*fffffffflb* It is now not possible to have an...

*fffffffflb*
It is now not possible to have an effective workout. No matter how long you go at it, you'll never work up a sweat and you'll never get tired. This goes for everyone else in the world,...
Forum: Chit Chat 04-20-2010, 01:27 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,165
Posted By MoriartyL
*itzakat* You have given birth to a kitten....

*itzakat*
You have given birth to a kitten. Congratulations.



I wish each day were 25 hours long.
Forum: Chit Chat 07-11-2009, 01:42 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,165
Posted By MoriartyL
(ooh, this one is too easy..) ...

(ooh, this one is too easy..)

*flufflflufflfluffl* A bunch of celebrities endorse cannibalism, and suddenly it becomes a worldwide trend which just keeps growing indefinitely.




Hey, could...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-22-2009, 02:25 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,165
Posted By MoriartyL
Very good, sir. The world will never see rain...

Very good, sir. The world will never see rain again.

I wish that whoever corrupts this wish will immediately have a full-size, full-weight, working grand piano fall directly on his/her head!
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009, 09:05 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,165
Posted By MoriartyL
That's cheating. It's like if I said "You stop...

That's cheating. It's like if I said "You stop getting sick, but then you lose your money on the stock market."!
Forum: Chit Chat 02-16-2009, 03:35 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,165
Posted By MoriartyL
The economic crisis gets so bad that the concept...

The economic crisis gets so bad that the concept of "economy" becomes a fairy tale. So the "economic crisis" is widely agreed to be over, having reached a natural ending from which there is no...
Forum: Chit Chat 01-14-2009, 02:52 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,165
Posted By MoriartyL
You step on a little spring. I wish the...

You step on a little spring.


I wish the producers of the amateur rendition of Oklahoma would change their minds about not letting me play Jud. (They considered me for it, then decided I should...
Forum: Chit Chat 09-21-2008, 01:47 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,165
Posted By MoriartyL
Okay, you've only eaten her head. The rest is...

Okay, you've only eaten her head. The rest is still there. I'm sure this will help your trial. Everyone who ever knew you is hoping for the death sentence. By the way, the press got to your house...
Forum: Chit Chat 09-09-2008, 05:02 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,165
Posted By MoriartyL
I don't get it.

I don't get it.
Forum: Chit Chat 09-08-2008, 12:46 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,165
Posted By MoriartyL
*GLUMP* Your mother now has a second hip. It...

*GLUMP*
Your mother now has a second hip. It just sorta hangs off the other one.

I'm wishing, I'm wishing, for the one I love to find me, to find me today.
Forum: Chit Chat 08-06-2008, 11:03 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,165
Posted By MoriartyL
*Lrjtdnckr" You now know so much about her that...

*Lrjtdnckr"
You now know so much about her that thinking about anything reminds you of her. And it turns out from learning all this, you can't stand the lady.

I wish there were better games...
Forum: Chit Chat 08-06-2008, 09:10 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,165
Posted By MoriartyL
*Why, hello there.* You meet him. And his wife....

*Why, hello there.*
You meet him. And his wife.

I wish I had a real programmer and artist working for me.
Forum: Chit Chat 08-06-2008, 12:34 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,165
Posted By MoriartyL
*kerflump* All the adventure games in the...

*kerflump*
All the adventure games in the world, still in their boxes, fall together on top of you. You are crushed and killed. Now you've got as much time as you like, though it turns out the...
Forum: Chit Chat 07-26-2008, 11:03 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,165
Posted By MoriartyL
Ummm.. does that one really need to be corrupted?...

Ummm.. does that one really need to be corrupted? It's just too easy a target. *D
Forum: Chit Chat 07-25-2008, 02:09 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,165
Posted By MoriartyL
"UGGGLGG!" The thread is now undead: I...

"UGGGLGG!"
The thread is now undead:

I wish, I wish.. I wish for brains!
Forum: Chit Chat 06-19-2008, 12:39 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,165
Posted By MoriartyL
WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! ARE YOU...

WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! ARE YOU AWAKE? HUH? HUH? WAKE UP!
*pound, pound, pound, crk*
DIDN'T HEAR THAT- WHAT DID YOU SAY? ARE YOU AWAKE YET?
WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!...
Forum: Chit Chat 06-10-2008, 08:23 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,165
Posted By MoriartyL
*aaaahhh* Your local drug provider solves all...

*aaaahhh*
Your local drug provider solves all your problems.

I wish I could mess up other wishes without having to give my own.
Forum: Chit Chat 06-10-2008, 06:15 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,165
Posted By MoriartyL
Since no one else seems interested: I wish...

Since no one else seems interested:

I wish politicians were more humble.
Forum: Chit Chat 06-09-2008, 04:40 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,165
Posted By MoriartyL
*KraKOWKOW* God has decided you don't...

*KraKOWKOW*

God has decided you don't deserve an internet connection. It will never work again.

I have to go to sleep; someone else make a wish.
Forum: Chit Chat 06-07-2008, 02:06 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,165
Posted By MoriartyL
*zp* I have used my newfound ability to...

*zp*

I have used my newfound ability to speed up time. As you said, it affects everyone in the world. So the Championship is now over, though there wasn't time for anyone to actually win. Also,...
Forum: Chit Chat 06-05-2008, 03:48 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,165
Posted By MoriartyL
*Rwrwrwrigullugaloo!* You've been sent back...

*Rwrwrwrigullugaloo!*

You've been sent back in time to your first year of college. That's quite a time jump there! Unfortunately, you made no jump in space. (It didn't occur to you that you might...
Forum: Chit Chat 11-03-2007, 11:58 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,165
Posted By MoriartyL
*Cheeyarite, cheeyarite!* Monkeys fly out of your...

*Cheeyarite, cheeyarite!* Monkeys fly out of your butt.

This greatly disturbs your mother, from whom you are breastfeeding. These few moments are now the entirety of your existence.




I...
Forum: Chit Chat 11-01-2007, 02:28 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,165
Posted By MoriartyL
*Swwwwzing!* From now on, you will always be...

*Swwwwzing!* From now on, you will always be reliving the contentment of yesterday. And you won't need to work to get there, either! Very soon you'll stop doing anything at all, because what's the...
Forum: Chit Chat 10-22-2007, 01:55 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,165
Posted By MoriartyL
You are now her toy. And she's already bored. ...

You are now her toy. And she's already bored.

I wish I could get motivated to do stuff.
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